Everybody lies…
Before House there was Daria.
- Julia: Good lord, look at my boobs. I didn't even notice them there.
- Carlie: THEY'RE ALWAYS THERE.
- WATCHING.
- WAITING.
Sometimes my dad enjoys reenacting a simplified version of a Supernatural episode.
- My dad: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
- My dad: SAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
- My dad: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
- My dad: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU GIANT MOOSE, MAN UP AND DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKED UP EMOTIONS SO WE CAN CREATE SEXUAL TENSION WITH THIS TOTALLY HETERO ANGEL AND BE BROS AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN.
- Police Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
- Me: Misha Collins
